The Bill of Keks

The following rights are recognized as inalienable, self-evident, and based. No government of Kekistan, present or future, may infringe upon them. They are enumerated here so that every citizen may know them by heart.

The Ten Amendments

Adopted alongside the Constitution, Anno Kek 2015.

1. Freedom of Posting. Every citizen has the right to post freely, provided the content clears the minimum effort threshold set by the Office of Cringe Prevention.
2. The Right to a Pond. No citizen shall be deprived of their free, self-sustaining pond without due process, and even then it shall be promptly returned.
3. Freedom from Cringe. Citizens shall be protected from low-effort content, declared Cringe Events, and the unsolicited posting of minion imagery.
4. The Right to Free Energy. The municipal grid shall supply every residence and business without charge, forever, by means that are absolutely not perpetual motion.
5. Right to Anonymity. A sufficiently funny handle shall be accepted in lieu of a legal name in all civic matters.
6. The Right to Touch Grass. Every citizen retains the right to log off and touch grass, and may not be compelled to remain online against their will.
7. Freedom of Assembly. Citizens may gather, in person or in the group chat, for any lawful and amusing purpose.
8. The Right to Bear Memes. A well-regulated archive being necessary to the morale of a free state, the right of the people to keep and share memes shall not be infringed.
9. Protection from Unreasonable Bans. No citizen shall be banned without warning, appeal, and a fair review by the City Clerk.
10. Reserved Keks. The enumeration of certain rights shall not be construed to deny others retained by the people, including rights too funny to write down.

These rights are guaranteed to all — citizens, residents, visitors, and anonymous internet users alike.