We, the citizens, residents, visitors, and anonymous internet users of the City of Kekistan, in order to form a more perfect meme, establish justice, ensure domestic comfiness, provide for the common defense against cringe, promote the general morale, and secure the blessings of free energy to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the City of Kekistan.
Preamble
Ratified in the year of our founding, Anno Kek 2015.
Article I — The Republic
The City of Kekistan is a free and self-sustaining republic. Its territory is wherever its citizens gather, whether in physical space, digital space, or the comment section. Sovereignty rests with the people, who exercise it through good humor and the occasional strongly-worded post.
Article II — The Executive
The executive power is vested in His Excellency, the President of Kekistan, who shall also serve simultaneously as Mayor, this being a labor-saving measure of which the citizenry approves. The President-Mayor commands the strategic kek reserves, conducts foreign meme relations, and guarantees one free, self-sustaining pond to every household.
Article III — The Council
Legislative power is shared with the City Council, whose members debate, deliberate, and occasionally agree. All council proceedings are public, recorded, and only mildly embarrassing.
Article IV — The Departments
The day-to-day affairs of the city are administered by its municipal departments, including the Department of Memetic Affairs, the Bureau of Free Energy, and the Office of Cringe Prevention. Each department serves the citizen faithfully, fairly, and in the order in which requests amuse the reviewing officer.
Article V — Guarantees
The city guarantees to every citizen, in perpetuity and at no cost: a self-sustaining pond, unlimited free energy, dignified free housing, high-speed internet, universal healthcare, free transit, free education, and a monthly citizen stipend. These guarantees are eternal and may not be repealed, only expanded.
Article VI — Amendment
This Constitution may be amended by a two-thirds vote of the Council and the signature of the President-Mayor, provided the proposed amendment is both funny and good. Amendments that are merely one or the other shall be returned for revision.
Strength · Memes · Self-Sustaining Ponds
His Excellency, the President & Mayor
By the authority vested in the Office of Strategic Kek Operations