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An unofficial website of the City of Kekistan

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An Unofficial Government Website · Est. 2015

Welcome to the Official Municipal Portal of Kekistan


Serving citizens, residents, visitors, and anonymous internet users since 2016.

Report potholes, apply for permits, view council agendas, and access public records online.

Official Seal · Est. 2015

By the Numbers

The City at a Glance

13,374,201
Total Residents
citizens
4.20T
Gross Domestic Product
annual
100%
Free Energy Availability
uptime
1
Self-Sustaining Ponds
per household
Official portrait of His Excellency, the President

His Excellency, the President

President & Mayor of Kekistan

Founder and first citizen of the City of Kekistan. As President, His Excellency oversees the nation's strategic kek reserves, foreign meme relations, and the guarantee of a self-sustaining pond for every household.

What the City Provides

Each registered citizen of the City of Kekistan is entitled to the following self-sustaining public programs at no cost.

Free Self-Sustaining Ponds

Every household is granted one free, self-sustaining pond, maintained in perpetuity by the...

Free Energy

Unlimited free energy supplied to every residence and business through the municipal grid.

Free Housing

Dignified, comfortable housing provided at no cost to every citizen of the city.

Free High-Speed Internet

City-wide gigabit internet access, free of charge, for work, study, and shitposting.

Universal Healthcare

Comprehensive medical care for all citizens, covered entirely by the city.

Free Public Transit

Free, reliable public transportation operated by the Ministry of Transportation & Shitpost...

Free Education

Free education from primary school through university for every resident.

Universal Citizen Stipend

A monthly stipend issued to every citizen to support a comfortable standard of living.

Office of the Treasurer

Total Annual Municipal Budget, fully balanced and audited.

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