An Unofficial Government Website · Est. 2015
Welcome to the Official Municipal Portal of Kekistan
Serving citizens, residents, visitors, and anonymous internet users since 2016.
Report potholes, apply for permits, view council agendas, and access public records online.
Official Seal · Est. 2015
Online Services
Access City Services
By the Numbers
The City at a Glance
Message from the President & Mayor
His Excellency, the President
President & Mayor of Kekistan
Founder and first citizen of the City of Kekistan. As President, His Excellency oversees the nation's strategic kek reserves, foreign meme relations, and the guarantee of a self-sustaining pond for every household.
City Government
Departments & Offices
Free for Every Citizen
What the City Provides
Each registered citizen of the City of Kekistan is entitled to the following self-sustaining public programs at no cost.
Free Self-Sustaining Ponds
Every household is granted one free, self-sustaining pond, maintained in perpetuity by the...
Free Energy
Unlimited free energy supplied to every residence and business through the municipal grid.
Free Housing
Dignified, comfortable housing provided at no cost to every citizen of the city.
Free High-Speed Internet
City-wide gigabit internet access, free of charge, for work, study, and shitposting.
Universal Healthcare
Comprehensive medical care for all citizens, covered entirely by the city.
Free Public Transit
Free, reliable public transportation operated by the Ministry of Transportation & Shitpost...
Free Education
Free education from primary school through university for every resident.
Universal Citizen Stipend
A monthly stipend issued to every citizen to support a comfortable standard of living.
Office of the Treasurer
Total Annual Municipal Budget, fully balanced and audited.
Press Office
Latest City News
Bureau of Memes Reports Record Morale in the Great Pond
Deputy Mayor Apu thanked the Office of the Ombudsman for its tireless work protecting Frog Plaza. The Republic continues...
Read release
Office of the Ombudsman Launches Initiative Against plastic straws
Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of sad frogs to the Pond Maintenance Authority. Residents are encourage...
Read release
Free Energy Grid Expanded to Frog Plaza
Funding for the program was secured following an excess of cringe. Funding for the program was secured following a unani...
Read release