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An unofficial website of the City of Kekistan

Level 3
Level 3 Cringe Event Declared

Free for Every Citizen

What the City Provides

Self-sustaining public programs guaranteed to every registered citizen at no cost.

Free Self-Sustaining Ponds Every household is granted one free, self-sustaining pond, maintained in perpetuity by the Department of Public Works. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Energy Unlimited free energy supplied to every residence and business through the municipal grid. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Housing Dignified, comfortable housing provided at no cost to every citizen of the city. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free High-Speed Internet City-wide gigabit internet access, free of charge, for work, study, and shitposting. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Universal Healthcare Comprehensive medical care for all citizens, covered entirely by the city. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Public Transit Free, reliable public transportation operated by the Ministry of Transportation & Shitposting. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Education Free education from primary school through university for every resident. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Universal Citizen Stipend A monthly stipend issued to every citizen to support a comfortable standard of living. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Kek Mobile One free handset and an unlimited plan on the harmless 7G network for every citizen. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Telepathy Training Complimentary instruction in the Republic's second official language, telepathy. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Portal Transit Unlimited free travel through the city's network of space-time portals. Eligibility: All registered citizens
Free Enlightenment Courses Guided meditation and ascension classes toward higher consciousness, at no cost. Eligibility: All registered citizens