Handed down at the founding and carved into the steps of City Hall, these are the ten commandments by which every good citizen of Kekistan is asked to live. They are not laws — they are better than laws. They are vibes, formalized.
The Tablets of Kek
As inscribed upon the steps of the Capitol.
- Thou shalt post with effort. Low-effort content is an affront to the Republic.
- Thou shalt maintain thy pond. A neglected pond reflects poorly upon thee and thy household.
- Thou shalt not cringe, nor cause others to cringe, especially during a declared Cringe Event.
- Honor thy President and thy Mayor, for they are, conveniently, the same person.
- Thou shalt touch grass regularly, that thy morale may remain Very High.
- Thou shalt not post Ls in the public channel without first taking the W gracefully.
- Thou shalt share thy memes freely, for a meme hoarded is a meme wasted.
- Thou shalt respect the flag, and display it right-side up at all times.
- Thou shalt help thy fellow citizen, whether resident, visitor, or anonymous.
- Thou shalt keep it comfy. Above all, the Republic shall remain comfy.
Keep these, and the Republic shall prosper, and thy ponds shall never run dry.
His Excellency, the President & Mayor
By the authority vested in the Office of Strategic Kek Operations