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Department of Education & Athletics

Education & Athletics

Free education from primary school through university for every citizen of the City of Kekistan — and a thriving program of municipal sport.

Free for Every Citizen

Schools & Universities

Pepe Memorial University

University

The flagship university of the Republic, renowned for its faculties of Memetics, Free Energy, and Comparative Pond Studies.

The Fighting Frogs

Capitol Hill

Kekistan Institute of Technology

University

Leading research into zero-point energy, anti-gravity transit, and the relearning of ancient building arts.

The Free Energy Sparks

Public Works Yard

Meme Quarter Secondary

Secondary

A secondary school specializing in comedic integrity, high-effort posting, and the classics of the Archive.

The Dankers

Meme Quarter

Pond District Primary

Primary

Where the youngest citizens learn their letters, their numbers, and the proper tending of a self-sustaining pond.

The Lilypads

Pond District

Academy of Telepathic Arts

University

Instruction in the Republic's second language, telepathy, alongside meditation and the path of ascension.

The Quiet Minds

The Outer Wards

Capitol Hill Preparatory

Secondary

A civic-minded preparatory school grooming the future officials, clerks, and councillors of the Republic.

The Comfymen

Capitol Hill

Upcoming Sporting Events Auto-posted

Fixtures are posted automatically by the Department of Athletics & Recreation. Schedule updates daily.

Thu, Jul 2

Competitive Frog Racing

Strategic Kek Ops vs Capitol Hill Comfymen

Pond District Track

Sun, Jul 5

Grass-Touching Marathon

Capitol Hill Comfymen vs Cringe Prevention United

The Outer Wards

Wed, Jul 8

Meme Wrestling

Free Energy Sparks vs Capitol Hill Comfymen

Meme Quarter Coliseum

Sat, Jul 11

Pond Diving

The Fighting Frogs vs Cringe Prevention United

Grand Pond Aquatic Center

Tue, Jul 14

Telepathic Chess

Meme Quarter Dankers vs Capitol Hill Comfymen

Monastery Hall

Fri, Jul 17

Pondball

Cringe Prevention United vs Strategic Kek Ops

Capitol Hill Arena