Department of Corrections
Public Jail Records
A searchable public registry of detainees of the City of Kekistan, maintained in the interest of municipal transparency.
Apu Kekington
Offense: Conduct Unbecoming of a Frog
Incarcerated
Booked June 23, 2026
Sentence: 35 months in the Kek Correctional Facility
Pleaded for mercy before the Ombudsman.
Apu Memewater
Offense: Public Sadness
Incarcerated
Booked June 18, 2026
Sentence: 27 weeks of mandatory morale training
Pleaded for mercy before the Ombudsman.
Archibald Touchgrass III
Offense: Touching Grass Without Authorization
Released
Booked May 5, 2026
Sentence: Commended
Touched grass so thoroughly it raised civic morale.
Bartholomew Rizz
Offense: Unlicensed Rizz
Pending
Booked June 8, 2026
Sentence: Charisma assessment pending
Deployed unlicensed rizz at a municipal function.
Bartholomew Skib
Offense: Unauthorized Brainrot Distribution
Incarcerated
Booked June 6, 2026
Sentence: 21 days
Distributed low-quality brainrot to minors without a permit.
Beatrix Normcore
Offense: Impersonating a Frog
Pending
Booked June 7, 2026
Sentence: Under investigation
Wore an unlicensed frog costume to a civic ceremony.
Boomer Lilypad
Offense: Disturbing the Pond
Incarcerated
Booked June 18, 2026
Sentence: 22 months of mandatory morale training
Pleaded for mercy before the Ombudsman.
Bryson Marshwell
Offense: Bottled Water Possession
Incarcerated
Booked June 20, 2026
Sentence: 5 weeks of mandatory morale training
Caught red-handed near the Great Pond.
Chad Thunderpost
Offense: Excessive Based Activity
Released
Booked May 22, 2026
Sentence: Commended, then released
Found to be too based for the holding cell.
Cuthbert Npc
Offense: Public NPC Behavior
Released
Booked May 16, 2026
Sentence: Warning issued
Repeated identical dialogue to three separate citizens.
Doomer Marshwell
Offense: Off-Brand Meme Distribution
Incarcerated
Booked June 22, 2026
Sentence: 22 months of mandatory morale training
Caught red-handed near the Great Pond.
Drizella Maxxing
Offense: Unregulated Looksmaxxing
Incarcerated
Booked June 1, 2026
Sentence: 15 days
Looksmaxxed without filing the proper aesthetic permit.