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Department of Corrections

Public Jail Records

A searchable public registry of detainees of the City of Kekistan, maintained in the interest of municipal transparency.

Apu Kekington

Offense: Conduct Unbecoming of a Frog

Incarcerated

Booked June 23, 2026

Sentence: 35 months in the Kek Correctional Facility

Pleaded for mercy before the Ombudsman.

Apu Memewater

Offense: Public Sadness

Incarcerated

Booked June 18, 2026

Sentence: 27 weeks of mandatory morale training

Pleaded for mercy before the Ombudsman.

Archibald Touchgrass III

Offense: Touching Grass Without Authorization

Released

Booked May 5, 2026

Sentence: Commended

Touched grass so thoroughly it raised civic morale.

Bartholomew Rizz

Offense: Unlicensed Rizz

Pending

Booked June 8, 2026

Sentence: Charisma assessment pending

Deployed unlicensed rizz at a municipal function.

Bartholomew Skib

Offense: Unauthorized Brainrot Distribution

Incarcerated

Booked June 6, 2026

Sentence: 21 days

Distributed low-quality brainrot to minors without a permit.

Beatrix Normcore

Offense: Impersonating a Frog

Pending

Booked June 7, 2026

Sentence: Under investigation

Wore an unlicensed frog costume to a civic ceremony.

Boomer Lilypad

Offense: Disturbing the Pond

Incarcerated

Booked June 18, 2026

Sentence: 22 months of mandatory morale training

Pleaded for mercy before the Ombudsman.

Bryson Marshwell

Offense: Bottled Water Possession

Incarcerated

Booked June 20, 2026

Sentence: 5 weeks of mandatory morale training

Caught red-handed near the Great Pond.

Chad Thunderpost

Offense: Excessive Based Activity

Released

Booked May 22, 2026

Sentence: Commended, then released

Found to be too based for the holding cell.

Cuthbert Npc

Offense: Public NPC Behavior

Released

Booked May 16, 2026

Sentence: Warning issued

Repeated identical dialogue to three separate citizens.

Doomer Marshwell

Offense: Off-Brand Meme Distribution

Incarcerated

Booked June 22, 2026

Sentence: 22 months of mandatory morale training

Caught red-handed near the Great Pond.

Drizella Maxxing

Offense: Unregulated Looksmaxxing

Incarcerated

Booked June 1, 2026

Sentence: 15 days

Looksmaxxed without filing the proper aesthetic permit.