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Level 3 Cringe Event Declared
City of Kekistan Est. 2015 · Unofficial Government

Office of the Treasurer

The City Treasury

A fully balanced, independently audited municipal budget — prudent stewardship of the Republic's boundless resources.

Total Annual Budget · FY 2026 6,000,000 Fully Balanced & Independently Audited

Budget Status

Surplus

Comfortably in the black

Cash Reserves

Self-Sustaining

Replenished by the ponds

Credit Rating

AAA+++

Highest possible (Kek scale)

Wasteful Spending

Zero

Audited to the last frog

Where the Money Goes

Budget Breakdown

Largest allocation: Pond Maintenance & Self-Sustenance

Pond Maintenance & Self-Sustenance 1,800,000.00

Upkeep of all municipal ponds

30%
Meme Archive Preservation 1,200,000.00

Department of Memetic Affairs

20%
Free Energy Grid 1,100,000.00

Municipal energy operations

18.3%
Public Morale Programs 800,000.00

Cringe Event response & morale boosting

13.3%
Free Public Transit 700,000.00

Ministry of Transportation & Shitposting

11.7%
Office Supplies (1 stapler) 4.20

Office of the Treasurer

0%
Contingency Reserve 395,995.80

For unforeseen kek-related expenses

6.6%
Total Allocated
5,996,000.00

Certified by the City Treasurer. The headline budget of 6,000,000 reflects prudent stewardship and a continued commitment to fiscal responsibility — and ponds.