By the Numbers
City Statistics
Official, audited figures on the prosperity, productivity, and good humor of the City of Kekistan.
Total Residents
Registered citizens of the City of Kekistan, each guaranteed a self-sustaining pond.
Gross Domestic Product
Driven by memetic exports, pond tourism, and the strongest currency on Earth.
Free Energy Availability
Uptime of the municipal free-energy grid, maintained by the Bureau of Free Energy.
Self-Sustaining Ponds
Every household is guaranteed exactly one free, self-sustaining pond.
Citizens Online
Active on the city-wide free gigabit internet and 7G network.
Memes Posted Today
Original memetic content published under valid Meme Posting Permits.
Annual Budget
Remarkably efficient — the entire Republic runs on a balanced 6,000,000 Kek budget.
Public Morale
Current civic happiness index, monitored by the Office of Citizen Happiness.
Unemployment Rate
Every citizen is gainfully occupied, by official measure.
Crime Rate
Predominantly Cringe-related offenses, per the public jail records.
Free Kek Mobiles Issued
Every citizen carries a free Kek Mobile on the harmless 7G network.
7G Network Coverage
Complete, citywide coverage with the concept of "no signal" abolished.
Alien Treaties Signed
Diplomatic accords maintained by the Office of Extraterrestrial Affairs.
Active Portals
Operational space-time gateways, including the Capitol Hill wormhole.
Years of Continuous Peace
Unbroken since the founding Charter of 2015.
Pond Cleanliness
Maintained by the Department of Pond Maintenance & Aquatics.
Founded
The year the City of Kekistan was established by founding Charter.
Telepathic Bandwidth
Capacity of the municipal telepathic relay — the Republic's second official language.
Figures certified by the Office of the Treasurer · Fiscal Year 2026