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Level 3 Cringe Event Declared

Founding Document of the Republic

The Law of Kekistan

The Municipal Code of the City of Kekistan — the statutes, offenses, and penalties that keep the Republic orderly and amusing.

Ratified · Anno Kek 2015

This is the Municipal Code of the City of Kekistan — the body of law that governs daily life in the Republic. It is enforced fairly, firmly, and with a sense of humor by the Department of Public Safety & Emergency Management and adjudicated by the City Clerk.

The Municipal Code

In force throughout the territory of the Republic.

Title I — Public Order

It is unlawful to post Ls in the public channel during a declared Morale Advisory. It is further unlawful to loiter near a self-sustaining pond without intent to fish. Both offenses carry a penalty of mandatory touch-grass therapy.

Title II — Memes & Licensing

The distribution of original memes requires a valid Meme Posting Permit. Unlicensed meme distribution shall be prosecuted to the full extent of the Code. Commercial use of the Pepe likeness requires separate authorization from the Ministry of Flags & Heraldry.

Title III — Cringe Offenses

Posting a minion image during an active Level 3 Cringe Event carries a mandatory minimum sentence. Repeat cringe offenders shall be referred to the Department of Public Morale for rehabilitation.

Title IV — Civic Duties

  • Every citizen shall display the city flag right-side up. Upside-down display constitutes Flag Disrespect.
  • Every household shall keep its pond self-sustaining and free of unauthorized ducks.
  • Every citizen shall touch grass not less than once per fortnight.

Title V — Penalties

Penalties under this Code may include: a stern but fair caution; mandatory civic re-education; a fixed term of touch-grass therapy; or, in the gravest cases, temporary suspension of posting privileges. All sentences are served at the city Correctional Facility and recorded in the public Jail Records.

Ignorance of the Law is no excuse — but it is, frequently, very funny.

His Excellency, the President & Mayor

By the authority vested in the Office of Strategic Kek Operations