Department of Public Health

Hospitals & Health

Comprehensive medical care for every citizen of the City of Kekistan, covered entirely by the city — no bills, ever.

Healthcare is a guaranteed right of citizenship. Every facility below is free at the point of care. In a life-threatening emergency, call 1-KEK-911.

Hospital

The flagship hospital of the Republic, offering full emergency, surgical, and memetic-trauma services around the clock.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-CARE

Clinic

Family medicine, pond-related injury care, and routine check-ups for the waterside community.

Pond District

1-KEK-WELL

Urgent Care

Walk-in care for non-life-threatening cringe exposure and minor posting injuries.

Meme Quarter

1-KEK-ER00

Specialty

Mental health, morale restoration, and telepathic therapy under the Office of Citizen Happiness.

The Outer Wards

1-KEK-MIND

Specialty

Specialized care for the exceedingly rare free-energy mishap. Funded entirely by the grid.

Public Works Yard

1-KEK-WATT

Specialty

Advanced restorative care developed in cooperation with our friends from beyond, treating the wound beneath the wound.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-HEAL