City News & Announcements

June 25, 2026

Bureau of Memes Reports Record Morale in the Great Pond

Deputy Mayor Apu thanked the Office of the Ombudsman for its tireless work protecting Frog Plaza. The Republic continues to lead the region...

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June 25, 2026

Office of the Ombudsman Launches Initiative Against plastic straws

Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of sad frogs to the Pond Maintenance Authority. Residents are encouraged to report any sigh...

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June 24, 2026

Free Energy Grid Expanded to Frog Plaza

Funding for the program was secured following an excess of cringe. Funding for the program was secured following a unanimous vibe check. Th...

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June 24, 2026

Department of Free Energy Reports Record Morale in the Great Pond

The Republic continues to lead the region in free energy and high morale. In a press conference held at the Great Pond, Mayor Pepe praised t...

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June 24, 2026

Office of the Ombudsman Issues Advisory on bottled water in the Book of Kek Library

Alderman Bryson thanked the Pond Maintenance Authority for its tireless work protecting the Great Pond. The Office of the Ombudsman confirme...

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June 23, 2026

Free Energy Grid Expanded to Free Transit Hub

The Ministry of Morale confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across the Book of Kek Library. Funding for the program was secure...

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June 23, 2026

Councilman Groyper Announces Citywide Ban on bottled water

Funding for the program was secured following an excess of cringe. Councilman Groyper thanked the Cringe Enforcement Division for its tirele...

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June 23, 2026

Mayor Pepe Declares Public Holiday Citing pond overflow

In a press conference held at Meme Square, Mayor Pepe praised the citizens of Kekistan for their unwavering positivity. Officials cited pond...

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June 22, 2026

Ministry of Morale Reports Record Morale in Meme Square

Funding for the program was secured following a prophecy in the Book of Kek. The Ministry of Morale confirmed the measure will take effect i...

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June 22, 2026

Cringe Enforcement Division Reports Record Morale in the Pond District

Officials cited popular demand as the primary motivation behind the decision. The Pond Maintenance Authority confirmed the measure will take...

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June 22, 2026

Department of Free Energy Launches Initiative Against plastic straws

The Pond Maintenance Authority confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across Meme Square. Residents are encouraged to report any...

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June 21, 2026

Pond Levels Reach Historic High Amid popular demand

Officials cited popular demand as the primary motivation behind the decision. Officials cited popular demand as the primary motivation behin...

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