Office of Elections

Elections

Democracy in the City of Kekistan is free, fair, frequent, and famously unanimous. Every citizen has a voice, and every voice agrees.

Most Recent Result

100%

re-election of the President & Mayor

Certified · turnout 104%

Official Tally

His Excellency, the President & Mayor 100%

A Write-In Frog 0%

Someone Who Posts Ls 0%

Results certified by the Office of Elections. Turnout exceeding 100% is attributed to the enthusiastic participation of anonymous internet users and the occasional time-traveler.

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How Voting Works

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Celebrate

Results are certified the same evening, followed by a surprise public holiday.

Next Scheduled Election

Friday, November 6, 2026

Polls open at sunrise and close once everyone has agreed. Free transit runs to every polling place.

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