Terms of Service

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of kekistan.city and the online services of the City of Kekistan ("the City", "we", "us", or "our"). By accessing or using the website, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please refrain from using the site, and consider going outside to touch grass.

1. Acceptance of Terms

Your use of this website constitutes acceptance of these Terms and of our Privacy Policy, which is incorporated here by reference. We may revise these Terms at any time; the revised version takes effect when posted on this page.

2. Use of the Website

You agree to use kekistan.city only for lawful, civic, and good-humored purposes. In particular, you agree not to:

• submit false, fraudulent, or misleading information in any application or form;
• attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the website, server, or connected systems;
• interfere with the operation of the site, including by overwhelming it with automated requests;
• post, transmit, or distribute unlawful, harassing, or excessively cringe content; or
• impersonate any official, department, or frog of the Republic.

3. Municipal Services

The website provides access to information and online services including permits, records requests, citizenship registration, complaints, and contact with municipal departments. Submitting a request does not guarantee approval. All applications are reviewed in the order in which they amuse the reviewing officer, subject to the laws and regulations of the Republic.

4. Accounts and Submissions

If you create an account or submit information, you are responsible for the accuracy of what you provide and for maintaining the confidentiality of any credentials. You retain ownership of the content you submit, but grant the City a license to use it as necessary to process your request and operate its services.

5. Intellectual Property

The City of Kekistan name, seal, flag, and the design, text, and graphics of this website are the property of the City or its licensors and are protected by applicable law. You may view and print pages for personal, non-commercial, civic use. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works for commercial purposes without permission.

6. Third-Party Links

The website may contain links to external sites operated by others. We provide these links for convenience and do not endorse or assume responsibility for the content, policies, or practices of any third-party site.

7. Disclaimer of Warranties

The website and its services are provided "as is" and "as available", without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied. While we strive to keep all information accurate and current, we do not warrant that the website will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of harmful components. Official municipal determinations are governed by the controlling records of the relevant department, not solely by what appears on this website.

8. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, the City of Kekistan shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of, or inability to use, the website or its services. Your sole remedy for dissatisfaction with the website is to stop using it.

9. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless the City, its officials, and its frogs from any claims, losses, or expenses arising out of your misuse of the website or your violation of these Terms.

10. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws and Constitution of the City of Kekistan. Any dispute shall be resolved through the courts and councils of the Republic, in a spirit of fairness and good humor.

11. Contact

Questions about these Terms may be directed to the Office of the City Clerk by telephone at 1-KEK-CLERK-1 or through our contact page.

Use the Republic's services in good faith, and they shall serve you in kind.