Official City Department
Bureau of Free Energy
Delivers unlimited free energy to every residence and business.
About the Office
The Bureau of Free Energy operates and maintains the municipal grid, which supplies limitless free power to all citizens. The exact mechanism by which the grid sustains itself is a protected municipal secret and is not, under any circumstances, perpetual motion.
Outages are rare and, by official measure, never the Bureau's fault.
Outages are rare and, by official measure, never the Bureau's fault.
Responsive
Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.
Fair
Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.
Self-Sustaining
Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.