Official City Department
Bureau of Permits & Licensing
Issues every permit and license required to live the good municipal life.
About the Office
The Bureau of Permits & Licensing is the single point of contact for all municipal authorizations — Meme Posting Permits, Flag Display Permits, and more. Applications are reviewed promptly, fairly, and in the order in which they amuse the reviewing officer.
Unlicensed meme distribution is prosecuted to the full extent of the Municipal Code.
Unlicensed meme distribution is prosecuted to the full extent of the Municipal Code.
Responsive
Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.
Fair
Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.
Self-Sustaining
Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.