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Official City Department

Department of Internet Citizenship

Registers anonymous internet users as recognized citizens of the city.

About the Office

The Department of Internet Citizenship processes applications for Internet Citizenship Registration, granting full municipal recognition to residents, visitors, and anonymous internet users alike. No real name is required; a sufficiently funny handle is accepted in lieu of identification.

All registrations are reviewed by the City Clerk and stored in the public records.

Responsive

Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.

Fair

Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.

Self-Sustaining

Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.