Official City Department
Department of Internet Citizenship
Registers anonymous internet users as recognized citizens of the city.
About the Office
The Department of Internet Citizenship processes applications for Internet Citizenship Registration, granting full municipal recognition to residents, visitors, and anonymous internet users alike. No real name is required; a sufficiently funny handle is accepted in lieu of identification.
All registrations are reviewed by the City Clerk and stored in the public records.
All registrations are reviewed by the City Clerk and stored in the public records.
Responsive
Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.
Fair
Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.
Self-Sustaining
Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.