Official City Department
Department of Public Morale
Monitors and elevates the spirits of the citizenry.
About the Office
The Department of Public Morale is tasked with maintaining a high baseline of civic happiness. It declares Cringe Events when necessary and administers the city\'s morale-boosting public programs.
Responsive
Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.
Fair
Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.
Self-Sustaining
Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.