Official City Department
Department of Public Safety & Emergency Management
Coordinates police, fire, and the city's Cringe Event alert system.
About the Office
The Department of Public Safety & Emergency Management oversees the city's police and fire services and operates the emergency alert system, including the nationally recognized Level 3 Cringe Event protocol.
Residents are encouraged to keep an emergency kit on hand: bottled water, a flashlight, and at least three high-quality reaction images.
Residents are encouraged to keep an emergency kit on hand: bottled water, a flashlight, and at least three high-quality reaction images.
Responsive
Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.
Fair
Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.
Self-Sustaining
Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.