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Level 3
Level 3 Cringe Event Declared

Official City Department

Department of Public Safety & Emergency Management

Coordinates police, fire, and the city's Cringe Event alert system.

About the Office

The Department of Public Safety & Emergency Management oversees the city's police and fire services and operates the emergency alert system, including the nationally recognized Level 3 Cringe Event protocol.

Residents are encouraged to keep an emergency kit on hand: bottled water, a flashlight, and at least three high-quality reaction images.

Responsive

Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.

Fair

Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.

Self-Sustaining

Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.