Official City Department
Office of Cringe Prevention
Monitors the city for low-effort content and declares Cringe Events.
About the Office
The Office of Cringe Prevention maintains a 24-hour watch over public channels, ready to declare a Cringe Event the moment civic standards are threatened. It works in close coordination with the Department of Public Morale and the Office of Citizen Happiness.
Posting a minion image during an active Cringe Event carries a mandatory minimum sentence.
Posting a minion image during an active Cringe Event carries a mandatory minimum sentence.
Responsive
Inquiries handled in the order they amuse us.
Fair
Every citizen treated with equal seriousness.
Self-Sustaining
Funded entirely by the municipal surplus.