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Bureau of Permits & Licensing

Council Speaking Slot Reservation

Reserves a slot to address the City Council during public comment.

About this Permit

This permit reserves a citizen a speaking slot during the public comment portion of a regular Council session. Speakers are allotted three minutes and are asked to keep remarks both relevant and amusing.

Reservations are processed by the City Clerk.

How to Apply

  1. 1

    Submit your application

    Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.

  2. 2

    Review by the Bureau

    Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.

  3. 3

    Receive your permit

    Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.