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Level 3
Level 3 Cringe Event Declared
City of Kekistan Est. 2015 · Unofficial Government

Bureau of Permits & Licensing

Cringe Event Assembly Permit

Permits an organized public gathering during a declared Cringe Event.

About this Permit

The Cringe Event Assembly Permit authorizes a supervised public gathering even while a Cringe Event is in effect. Required for any organized assembly during heightened cringe conditions, and granted only with adequate morale safeguards in place.

Issued by the Office of Cringe Prevention.

How to Apply

  1. 1

    Submit your application

    Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.

  2. 2

    Review by the Bureau

    Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.

  3. 3

    Receive your permit

    Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.