Bureau of Permits & Licensing
Free Energy Hookup Permit
Connects a new residence or business to the free municipal grid.
About this Permit
The Free Energy Hookup Permit authorizes the connection of a new residence or business to the city's unlimited free energy grid. Processed at no cost by the Bureau of Free Energy.
The means by which the grid sustains itself remains a protected municipal secret and is, again, absolutely not perpetual motion.
The means by which the grid sustains itself remains a protected municipal secret and is, again, absolutely not perpetual motion.
How to Apply
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Submit your application
Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.
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Review by the Bureau
Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.
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Receive your permit
Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.