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Bureau of Permits & Licensing

Free Energy Hookup Permit

Connects a new residence or business to the free municipal grid.

About this Permit

The Free Energy Hookup Permit authorizes the connection of a new residence or business to the city's unlimited free energy grid. Processed at no cost by the Bureau of Free Energy.

The means by which the grid sustains itself remains a protected municipal secret and is, again, absolutely not perpetual motion.

How to Apply

  1. 1

    Submit your application

    Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.

  2. 2

    Review by the Bureau

    Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.

  3. 3

    Receive your permit

    Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.