Bureau of Permits & Licensing
Internet Citizenship Registration
Become a recognized citizen of Kekistan — no real name required, just a sufficiently funny handle.
About this Permit
Internet Citizenship Registration is the first and most important step toward joining the City of Kekistan. Citizenship is open to everyone — residents, visitors, and anonymous internet users alike — and is granted on the strength of character, good humor, and a sufficiently funny handle.
What you get as a registered citizen:
• A free, self-sustaining pond for your household
• Unlimited free energy through the municipal grid
• City-wide gigabit internet, healthcare, transit, and education — all free
• A monthly citizen stipend and full voting rights in Council matters
• An official place in the public records of the Republic
No legal name is required. No proof of physical residence is required. A valid handle and a willingness to keep it comfy are the only true requirements.
Applications are reviewed and approved by the Office of Strategic Kek Operations, typically within one business day. Citizenship, once granted, is for life and may be passed to your descendants and your group chat.
What you get as a registered citizen:
• A free, self-sustaining pond for your household
• Unlimited free energy through the municipal grid
• City-wide gigabit internet, healthcare, transit, and education — all free
• A monthly citizen stipend and full voting rights in Council matters
• An official place in the public records of the Republic
No legal name is required. No proof of physical residence is required. A valid handle and a willingness to keep it comfy are the only true requirements.
Applications are reviewed and approved by the Office of Strategic Kek Operations, typically within one business day. Citizenship, once granted, is for life and may be passed to your descendants and your group chat.
How to Apply
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Submit your application
Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.
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Review by the Bureau
Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.
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Receive your permit
Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.