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City of Kekistan Est. 2015 · Unofficial Government

Bureau of Permits & Licensing

Pond Fishing License

Authorizes recreational fishing in the city's self-sustaining ponds.

About this Permit

The Pond Fishing License permits recreational angling in any municipal self-sustaining pond. Licensed anglers must practice catch-and-release and may not disturb the resident frog population.

Loitering near a pond without a valid fishing license remains a citable offense.

How to Apply

  1. 1

    Submit your application

    Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.

  2. 2

    Review by the Bureau

    Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.

  3. 3

    Receive your permit

    Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.