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Bureau of Permits & Licensing

Portal Transit Pass

Authorizes free travel through the city's space-time portals.

About this Permit

The Portal Transit Pass grants a citizen free access to the municipal network of space-time gateways, including the flagship Capitol Hill wormhole. Issued by the Kekistan Space & Temporal Agency.

Pass holders are reminded to observe all retrocausality guidelines: do not interact with your past self, do not bring back lottery numbers, and please mind the gap between timelines.

How to Apply

  1. 1

    Submit your application

    Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.

  2. 2

    Review by the Bureau

    Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.

  3. 3

    Receive your permit

    Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.