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Level 3
Level 3 Cringe Event Declared
City of Kekistan Est. 2015 · Unofficial Government

Bureau of Permits & Licensing

Shitpost Broadcast License

Authorizes high-volume posting across the city's official channels.

About this Permit

The Shitpost Broadcast License is required to post at high volume across the official communications channels operated by the Ministry of Transportation & Shitposting. Licensees must maintain a minimum effort threshold at all times.

The license may be suspended during a declared Cringe Event.

How to Apply

  1. 1

    Submit your application

    Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.

  2. 2

    Review by the Bureau

    Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.

  3. 3

    Receive your permit

    Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.