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Level 3
Level 3 Cringe Event Declared
City of Kekistan Est. 2015 · Unofficial Government

Bureau of Permits & Licensing

Street Bard License

Permits public performance, music, and recitation in civic spaces.

About this Permit

The Street Bard License authorizes citizens to perform music, poetry, and recitation in public squares and civic spaces. Performances must be of good cheer and may not exceed the municipal cringe threshold.

Reviewed by the Office of Citizen Happiness.

How to Apply

  1. 1

    Submit your application

    Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.

  2. 2

    Review by the Bureau

    Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.

  3. 3

    Receive your permit

    Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.