Bureau of Permits & Licensing
Touch-Grass Exemption
A medical exemption from the mandatory fortnightly touch-grass requirement.
About this Permit
The Touch-Grass Exemption provides a temporary, medically reviewed exemption from the city's mandatory fortnightly touch-grass requirement. Granted only in documented cases and never as a matter of convenience.
Reviewed by the Office of Citizen Happiness, who would genuinely prefer you just touch the grass.
Reviewed by the Office of Citizen Happiness, who would genuinely prefer you just touch the grass.
How to Apply
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Submit your application
Send your details to the Office of Citizen Services through the application link.
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Review by the Bureau
Your application is reviewed fairly, firmly, and in the order in which it amuses the reviewing officer.
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Receive your permit
Approved permits are typically issued within one business day and recorded in the public registry.