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Level 3 Cringe Event Declared

Municipal Code

Municipal Code of Kekistan

Municipal Code of Kekistan

ARTICLE I — FOUNDATIONS

Section 1. The City of Kekistan, established 2015, is a self-governing municipality dedicated to the prosperity and good humor of its citizens.

Section 2. Every registered citizen is guaranteed a free, self-sustaining pond.

ARTICLE II — PUBLIC CONDUCT

Section 1. Citizens shall maintain high standards of comedic integrity.

Section 2. Low-effort content during a declared Cringe Event is discouraged.

ARTICLE III — UTILITIES

Section 1. Energy, water, housing, and internet shall be provided free of charge to all citizens in perpetuity.