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Office of Commerce

Business Directory

Discover the shops, services, and establishments of the City of Kekistan.

The Comfy Café

Food & Drink

A cozy café serving pond-water tea and high-effort pastries. The unofficial office of half the Council.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-CAFE

Dank Roast Coffee

Food & Drink

Artisan coffee roasted to a perfectly based medium-dark. Free refills for verified posters.

Meme Quarter

1-KEK-BREW

The Self-Sustaining Grocer

Food & Drink

Fresh produce grown on free energy, sold at honest prices. Frog-approved.

Pond District

1-KEK-FOOD

Transit Hub Diner

Food & Drink

Hearty meals for travelers passing through the free transit network, open at all hours.

Free Transit Hub

1-KEK-DINE

The Based Bakery

Food & Drink

Sourdough, frog-shaped pastries, and the city's finest morning loaf, baked before dawn.

Meme Quarter

1-KEK-BAKE

Pepe's Pizza Parlor

Food & Drink

Wood-fired pizza on a self-sustaining oven. The Council's unofficial caterer.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-PIZA

Pondwater Brewing Co.

Food & Drink

Small-batch ales brewed with certified self-sustaining pond water. 21+ citizens.

Pond District

1-KEK-BREW

Grandma Kek's Kitchen

Food & Drink

Home-style comfort food and the warmest bowl of soup in the Republic.

Outer Wards

1-KEK-SOUP

The Velvet Frog Lounge

Food & Drink

Live jazz, fine company, and a refined evening for the discerning citizen.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-JAZZ