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Office of Commerce

Business Directory

Discover the shops, services, and establishments of the City of Kekistan.

Lily Pad Florist

Retail

Fresh-cut lilies, lotus arrangements, and pond-side bouquets for every occasion.

Pond District

1-KEK-BLOM

Kek Hardware & Supply

Retail

Tools, fixtures, and free-energy fittings for the do-it-yourself citizen.

Public Works Yard

1-KEK-TOOL

Greentail Pharmacy

Services

Free prescriptions filled fast, plus wellness advice from a registered apothecary.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-MEDS

The Tinfoil Hattery

Retail

Bespoke headwear, signal-blocking and stylish. As seen at every disclosure rally.

Meme Quarter

1-KEK-FOIL

Comfy Couch Furnishings

Retail

Deeply comfy sofas, reading chairs, and everything for the well-appointed comfy room.

Outer Wards

1-KEK-SOFA

Pond District Laundromat

Services

Free-energy washers and dryers, open around the clock. Bring your flags, mind the colors.

Pond District

1-KEK-WASH

Strategic Kek Gym

Services

Touch grass, then touch iron. Functional fitness for the well-rounded citizen.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-LIFT

The Green Thumb Nursery

Retail

Plants, seedlings, and pond flora grown under free-energy lamps.

Outer Wards

1-KEK-GROW

Capitol Cobbler

Services

Shoe repair, resoling, and the finest boots for marching to council.

Capitol Hill

1-KEK-SHOE

Meme Quarter Tattoo

Services

Custom ink, frog portraits, and tasteful civic heraldry. Licensed and sterile.

Meme Quarter

1-KEK-INK0

The Daily Kek Newsstand

Retail

Bulletins, periodicals, and the printed edition of the city news, hot off the press.

Free Transit Hub

1-KEK-NEWS

Pondwater Brewing Co.

Food & Drink

Small-batch ales brewed with certified self-sustaining pond water. 21+ citizens.

Pond District

1-KEK-BREW