Press Office
City News & Announcements
Official press releases from the Office of the President.
June 21, 2026
Pond Levels Reach Historic High Amid an excess of cringe
A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies in the Book of Kek. Funding for the program was secured following popular dema...
Read releaseJune 20, 2026
Mayor Pepe Cuts Ribbon on New Central Lily Pad Upgrades
In a press conference held at Free Transit Hub, Treasurer Wojak praised the citizens of Kekistan for their unwavering positivity. The Minist...
Read releaseJune 19, 2026
Ministry of Morale Reports Record Morale in Free Transit Hub
In a press conference held at Free Transit Hub, Commissioner Kek praised the citizens of Kekistan for their unwavering positivity. In a pres...
Read releaseJune 19, 2026
Free Energy Grid Expanded to Meme Square
Officials cited popular demand as the primary motivation behind the decision. Councilman Groyper thanked the Department of Public Vibes for...
Read releaseJune 18, 2026
Department of Free Energy Reports Record Morale in Free Transit Hub
Funding for the program was secured following a prophecy in the Book of Kek. A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies i...
Read releaseJune 17, 2026
City Council Votes to Outlaw sad frogs Over public morale concerns
Funding for the program was secured following budget surplus. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of paid energy to the Pond Ma...
Read releaseJune 17, 2026
Department of Free Energy Launches Initiative Against bottled water
Officials cited a prophecy in the Book of Kek as the primary motivation behind the decision. Residents are encouraged to report any sighting...
Read releaseJune 17, 2026
Cringe Enforcement Division Launches Initiative Against low morale
The Republic continues to lead the region in free energy and high morale. The Cringe Enforcement Division confirmed the measure will take ef...
Read releaseJune 9, 2026
President Reaffirms Commitment to Free Ponds for All
In a brief address from City Hall, the President reaffirmed the administration's flagship guarantee: a free, self-sustaining pond for every...
Read releaseJune 6, 2026
Annual Budget Certified at 6,000,000 Kek, Fully Balanced
The Office of the Treasurer has certified the municipal budget for the current fiscal year at a balanced 6,000,000 Kek. The Treasurer noted...
Read releaseJune 5, 2026
Annual Budget Certified at $42.69, Fully Balanced
The Office of the Treasurer has certified the municipal budget for the current fiscal year at a balanced $42.69. The Treasurer noted that th...
Read releaseJune 3, 2026
Ministry of Transportation & Shitposting Expands Free Transit Lines
The Ministry of Transportation & Shitposting announced the expansion of three free public transit lines, improving access to the city's pond...
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