City News & Announcements

May 31, 2026

Bureau of Free Energy Reports 100% Grid Uptime for Sixth Straight Year

The Bureau of Free Energy confirmed another year of flawless service, with the municipal grid delivering unlimited free power at one hundred...

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May 28, 2026

Level 3 Cringe Event Declared, Then Swiftly Resolved

The Office of Cringe Prevention briefly raised the alert to a Level 3 Cringe Event after a minion image surfaced in a public channel. Rapid...

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May 25, 2026

Free Kek Mobile Reaches Every Registered Citizen

The Ministry of Transportation & Shitposting announced that every registered citizen now holds a free Kek Mobile handset on the harmless 7G...

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May 22, 2026

Office of Extraterrestrial Affairs Signs Seventeenth Interstellar Treaty

In a ceremony on the City Hall lawn, the Office of Extraterrestrial Affairs welcomed a seventeenth allied civilization to the Treaty of Capi...

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May 19, 2026

Annual Frog Census Counts Record Pond Population

The Department of Pond Maintenance & Aquatics has completed its annual frog census, reporting the highest amphibian population in the Republ...

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May 16, 2026

Kekistan Space & Temporal Agency Opens Lunar Pond Colony

The Kekistan Space & Temporal Agency has officially opened the Republic's first off-world settlement: the Lunar Pond Colony, complete with a...

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May 13, 2026

City Council Votes to Maintain Meme Posting Permit Fee at 4.20 Kek

Following a brief public comment period, the City Council voted unanimously to maintain the Meme Posting Permit fee at its long-standing rat...

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May 10, 2026

Office of Citizen Happiness Declares Surprise Public Holiday

Citing exceptionally high morale, the Office of Citizen Happiness declared a surprise public holiday effective immediately. Free ice cream w...

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May 7, 2026

New Citizens Welcomed in Record Numbers This Quarter

The Office of Internet Citizenship reports a record quarter of new registrations, welcoming residents, visitors, and anonymous internet user...

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May 4, 2026

Currency Update: The Kek Reaches a New All-Time High

The Department of Finance & Treasury confirmed that the Kek has once again reached an all-time high against the legacy currencies. By munici...

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May 1, 2026

Grand Cathedral of Kek Unveils Restored Copy of the Book of Kek

The Office of Faith & Spiritual Affairs unveiled a lovingly restored copy of the Book of Kek at the Grand Cathedral. The complete scripture...

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