Department of Corrections
Public Jail Records
A searchable public registry of detainees of the City of Kekistan, maintained in the interest of municipal transparency.
Edwin Goonsworth
Offense: Gooning in a Designated Comfy Zone
Incarcerated
Booked May 29, 2026
Sentence: 40 days
Repeated violations of comfy-zone conduct standards.
Feels Marshwell
Offense: Bottled Water Possession
Incarcerated
Booked June 21, 2026
Sentence: 23 days in the Kek Correctional Facility
Released on pond bail pending review.
Gareth "Normie" Fulton
Offense: Low-Effort Content During a Cringe Event
Incarcerated
Booked June 1, 2026
Sentence: 14 days
Posted a minion image during a Level 3 Cringe Event.
Groyper Ribbiton
Offense: Disturbing the Pond
Incarcerated
Booked June 24, 2026
Sentence: 18 weeks of pond duty
Released on pond bail pending review.
Gwendolyn Sus
Offense: Acting Sus in a Public Space
Released
Booked May 13, 2026
Sentence: Warning issued
Vented suspiciously near the Free Transit Hub.
Horace Midwit
Offense: Mid Takes in a Public Forum
Pending
Booked June 6, 2026
Sentence: Awaiting review
Posted a take of insufficient quality during peak hours.
Ignatius Doomscroll
Offense: Public Doomscrolling
Incarcerated
Booked June 5, 2026
Sentence: 14 days
Doomscrolled in a designated comfy zone.
Kekson Croakley
Offense: Public Sadness
Incarcerated
Booked June 23, 2026
Sentence: 11 months in the Kek Correctional Facility
Repeat offender; shows little remorse.
Kekson Hopperton
Offense: Disrespecting the Book of Kek
Incarcerated
Booked June 19, 2026
Sentence: 22 days in the Kek Correctional Facility
Caught red-handed near the Great Pond.
Kekson Vibestrom
Offense: Bottled Water Possession
Incarcerated
Booked June 23, 2026
Sentence: 10 days of pond duty
Caught red-handed near the Great Pond.
Kekson Vibestrom
Offense: Public Sadness
Incarcerated
Booked June 25, 2026
Sentence: 5 days of cringe rehabilitation
Released on pond bail pending review.
Lavinia Gatekeep
Offense: Unlawful Gatekeeping
Pending
Booked June 5, 2026
Sentence: Awaiting review
Gatekept the National Meme Archive from new citizens.