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Free Energy Grid Expanded to Frog Plaza

Office of the President June 24, 2026 1 min read

Free Energy Grid Expanded to Frog Plaza

Funding for the program was secured following an excess of cringe. Funding for the program was secured following a unanimous vibe check.

The Office of the Ombudsman confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across the Pond District. The Bureau of Memes confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across the Pond District.

In a press conference held at the Great Pond, Treasurer Wojak praised the citizens of Kekistan for their unwavering positivity. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of cringe content to the Bureau of Memes.

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