Office of the Ombudsman Launches Initiative Against plastic straws

Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of sad frogs to the Pond Maintenance Authority. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of normie behavior to the Department of Public Vibes.

A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies in the Book of Kek. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of normie behavior to the Ministry of Morale.

Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of plastic straws to the Department of Free Energy. Funding for the program was secured following a unanimous vibe check.