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Cringe Enforcement Division Reports Record Morale in the Pond District

Office of the President June 22, 2026 1 min read

Cringe Enforcement Division Reports Record Morale in the Pond District

Officials cited popular demand as the primary motivation behind the decision. The Pond Maintenance Authority confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across Frog Plaza.

Sheriff Feels thanked the Pond Maintenance Authority for its tireless work protecting the Book of Kek Library. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of cringe content to the Ministry of Morale.

Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of low morale to the Department of Public Vibes. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of sad frogs to the Pond Maintenance Authority.

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