Office of the Ombudsman Issues Advisory on bottled water in the Book of Kek Library

Alderman Bryson thanked the Pond Maintenance Authority for its tireless work protecting the Great Pond. The Office of the Ombudsman confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across Frog Plaza.

Officials cited pond overflow as the primary motivation behind the decision. In a press conference held at Frog Plaza, Mayor Pepe praised the citizens of Kekistan for their unwavering positivity.

The Republic continues to lead the region in free energy and high morale. A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies in the Book of Kek.