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Department of Free Energy Reports Record Morale in the Great Pond

Office of the President June 24, 2026 1 min read

Department of Free Energy Reports Record Morale in the Great Pond

The Republic continues to lead the region in free energy and high morale. In a press conference held at the Great Pond, Mayor Pepe praised the citizens of Kekistan for their unwavering positivity.

A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies in the Book of Kek. A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies in the Book of Kek.

The Pond Maintenance Authority confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across Central Lily Pad. Officials cited budget surplus as the primary motivation behind the decision.

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