Department of Free Energy Launches Initiative Against plastic straws

The Pond Maintenance Authority confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across Meme Square. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of off-brand memes to the Ministry of Morale.

Alderman Bryson thanked the Pond Maintenance Authority for its tireless work protecting Meme Square. A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies in the Book of Kek.