Free Energy Grid Expanded to Free Transit Hub

The Ministry of Morale confirmed the measure will take effect immediately across the Book of Kek Library. Funding for the program was secured following a unanimous vibe check.

A spokesfrog noted that the policy aligns with the prophecies in the Book of Kek. In a press conference held at the Great Pond, Treasurer Wojak praised the citizens of Kekistan for their unwavering positivity.

The Republic continues to lead the region in free energy and high morale. Commissioner Kek thanked the Ministry of Morale for its tireless work protecting the Pond District.