Citizen Services
Permits & Licenses
Official permits issued by the City of Kekistan.
Free for Every Citizen
Free Kek Mobile
Claim your free handset and unlimited 7G plan. Registration is free, takes minutes, and is open to every registered citizen.
How to Apply
20.00
Bulk Meme Import/Export Permit
Authorizes the cross-border movement of memes in bulk quantities.
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3.00
Touch-Grass Exemption
A medical exemption from the mandatory fortnightly touch-grass requirement.
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8.00
Cringe Event Assembly Permit
Permits an organized public gathering during a declared Cringe Event.
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Free
Free Kek Mobile Registration
Claim your free Kek Mobile handset and unlimited 7G plan — one per citizen, at no cost.
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Free
Portal Transit Pass
Authorizes free travel through the city's space-time portals.
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3.00
Telepathy Practitioner License
Certifies a citizen to conduct official business via telepathic communication.
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