Citizen Services
Permits & Licenses
Official permits issued by the City of Kekistan.
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How to ApplyMeme Posting Permit
Authorizes the holder to publish original memes within city limits.
Apply / detailsFlag Display Permit
Permits the public display of the city flag and approved banners.
Apply / detailsInternet Citizenship Registration
Become a recognized citizen of Kekistan — no real name required, just a sufficiently funny handle.
Apply / detailsPond Fishing License
Authorizes recreational fishing in the city's self-sustaining ponds.
Apply / detailsFrog Ownership Permit
Required to keep a frog as a registered municipal companion.
Apply / detailsMeme Commercial Use License
Permits the commercial use and sale of original memetic content.
Apply / detailsShitpost Broadcast License
Authorizes high-volume posting across the city's official channels.
Apply / detailsPepe Likeness Permit
Authorizes the depiction of the Pepe likeness in civic and personal works.
Apply / detailsStreet Bard License
Permits public performance, music, and recitation in civic spaces.
Apply / detailsFree Energy Hookup Permit
Connects a new residence or business to the free municipal grid.
Apply / detailsFlag Manufacturing License
Authorizes the production of official city flags and banners.
Apply / detailsCouncil Speaking Slot Reservation
Reserves a slot to address the City Council during public comment.
Apply / details