Departments & Offices

Department of Memetic Affairs Curates and safeguards the cultural memetic heritage of the city. Councillor of Memetic Affairs Office of Strategic Kek Operations Coordinates the city's strategic reserves and long-term planning. Office of the President Department of Public Morale Monitors and elevates the spirits of the citizenry. Councillor of Memetic Affairs Ministry of Transportation & Shitposting Oversees free public transit and official digital communications. Councillor of Public Works Department of Public Works Builds and maintains the city's ponds, energy grid, and infrastructure. Councillor of Public Works Department of Pond Maintenance & Aquatics Guarantees a self-sustaining pond for every household in perpetuity. Chief of Pond Maintenance Bureau of Free Energy Delivers unlimited free energy to every residence and business. Director of Free Energy Office of Citizen Happiness Maintains the citizenry at an officially Very High standard of joy. Superintendent of Citizen Happiness Department of Internet Citizenship Registers anonymous internet users as recognized citizens of the city. City Clerk Ministry of Flags & Heraldry Safeguards the city flag, seal, and all matters of official symbolism. Office of the President Bureau of Permits & Licensing Issues every permit and license required to live the good municipal life. City Clerk Department of Public Safety & Emergency Management Coordinates police, fire, and the city's Cringe Event alert system. Chief of Police